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Vent.

What the fuck Evan. You literally had one job. You promised me a car to use for my test. Instead, you lied to the very end by saying you had insurance. I only have one shot at this now, and your ass needs to get insurance so you won’t fuck me over next time. 

thefrogman:

I suppose it would be like deciding to eat a giant piece of banana and then changing your mind a bunch of times.

imancrosson:

jerseyfreshh:

You thought you was a kite.

DEADDDDD TYLER IS A FOOL!!!!!

marveloki:

Deadpool (2008) #10

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

neverforgetthemusic:

221cbakerstreet:

lulz-time:

It’s like the cat realizes whose holding it in the second gif

is this heaven

you can almost hear the cat fangirling 

(Source: lipgallagher)